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did he call yavascript to avoid something like this?

He was from the future in the presentation, so he knew that after this oracle debacle, everyone since 2018 onwards called it "yavascript"

In that case everybody in the exclusion zone better start selling their real estate. Help the short term housing crunch while they're at it.

I'm still holding out for JawaScript

Phonetic drift and "information lost to time" is a pretty obvious reference, I think.