The most important line in the article:

"And it’s teaming up with Universal Studios to create theme-park attractions based on Nintendo characters, the first of which will open in Osaka in time for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NINTENDO LAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaaAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!! IT'SSSSS HAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like Disney Land but a millions times better. Actually screw Disney Land, Disney Land sucks.