You don't. You collect wages for the time you'd otherwise spend with your hobby but had to spend telling the bank they were dumb in small claims court. You just need to structure it suitably to not go over the limit for small claims court. I think the bank(s) would learn and communicate a flag among them to be particularly wary about ID proof when they think you are opening an account.

You might need to also make sure to have something sufficiently easy to prove where you "lost" money each time they opened an account in your name.

Alternatively, move somewhere where at least that is not a problem.