We need to write some software that generates low-quality articles like this and then submits them to hn automatically. Candidates:

. $x is dead

. the rise and fall of $x

. new battery breakthrough claims to $x

. Ask HN: $question_where_the_answer_is_my_own_business

. <Google|Apple> <unveils|retires> create_rand_product_name($technology)

. Study reveals random_food() <increases|decreases> risk of random_quality()

. <any string of english words that contains "Machine Learning" or "AI">

. A random_quality() RayTracer in random_tech()

. ??? suggestions welcome

This would then force hn to have some sort of filtering/moderation.

Randy's law 247: The easiest way to fix a non-trivial system is to abuse it.