You neglect to mention that real bitcoin payments for the last few months have had negligible fees too.
> BCH fees are 0.2 cents
You're eating your own tail.
A sudden increase in demand for BTC will send the fees through the roof because of it's tiny 1mb blocksize. The same increase in demand will result in ~ 1/32 the increase in fees. This is due to BCH's 32mb block size.