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Which is totally redundant because that can be done on operating system level, but hey, bottled water is a huge industry too.

Epoxy can't break with a security update

you could warm it up and pick it out when soft though

Epoxy doesn't melt. It burns--at a temperature where your computer case starts melting.

Not if it's the right kind of epoxy...

USB drivers can still be vulnerable, though.