Step 1: Sign the Nature boycott.
Step 2: Get boycott popular. Less people submitted to Nature.
Step 3: Submit to Nature. Accepted due to less competition.
Step 2: Get boycott popular. Less people submitted to Nature.
Step 3: Submit to Nature. Accepted due to less competition.
The boycott doesn't apply to Nature, and arguably doesn't apply to non-publication writing like News and Views. Rather the boycott is of Nature Machine Intelligence, and the first author of the underlying paper in NMI is a signatory on the boycott list.
Step 5: Profit!!
Step 5: You get tenure and more grants