Unfortunately, Redditors and HN members are destroying the document, because they think it's funny.
The pre-destroyed document can be found here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mZ0-Kc97DI_F3tf_GBW_NB_a...
The pre-destroyed document can be found here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mZ0-Kc97DI_F3tf_GBW_NB_a...