You enter a coffee shop. Before you can do anything, the owner takes a photo of you, and grabs your hand to take your finger print. He quickly writes down the date, time and what clothes you are wearing.

He gives you a smile as he starts his speech. "Before we continue, we at Coffee City want you to know we deeply value your privacy. We need your permission to store your information, improve your coffee experience, personalize your coffee suggestions and share it with our partners. Do you consent?"

You don't fucking value my privacy. I get some serious doublespeak vibes. If you valued my privacy you'd leave me the fuck alone and stop saving information about me.

IMO GDPR doesn't go far enough. Even these popups are wasting my valuable time and invade my privacy due to the ease it is to accidentally consent to some stupid bullshit while navigating the 20 windows needed to reject all consent.

We should outlaw even asking for consent to store personal information for any user that didn't log into your site. If I do not have an account with you, I'm not your user, we don't have an extended relationship and you have no business storing information about me.