In all seriousness, and hopefully more constructively--there really is a lot to like about the Tesla Model 3. We have been looking for a new car for a while, and we did consider the Model 3. I just wish they had retained some more of the instrumentation/controls like the speedometer in front of the driver.
I've been thinking about this more tonight and in a way, the clean minimalistic interior design of the Model 3 is more like the Protege and the "old" Camry than other modern cars. Obviously, the Tesla also has the advantage over these cars of not having a tail-pipe.