The touchbar is dumb and should just go. No physical escape key is such a braindead move it makes me lose respect for Apple.
Magsafe I'm kind of mixed on. Magsafe was awesome, but it also got super hot -- so hot that I'd have to change how I was sitting on the bed or couch. Haven't had that problem with the USB one.
The lack of ports is dumb too. My previous macbook was plenty light -- I don't need a thinner/lighter laptop. But thank god they left in the audio jack.
The ginormous trackpad is another braindead move. Do all Apple designers have tiny hands?