> this will be my final attempt to notify you
It's always the final attempt/notice. Every time. I've received dozens of "final notices" that my 22 year old car's factory warranty (10 yrs, 100k miles) is "about" to expire.
It's always the final attempt/notice. Every time. I've received dozens of "final notices" that my 22 year old car's factory warranty (10 yrs, 100k miles) is "about" to expire.
1. I am in prison for vehicular manslaughter and how did you get my burner cell phone number? 2. I was in a horrible accident in that car and my life is ruined, thanks for bringing it up. 3. The more general "I only have 6 months to live" I use as a catch-all for ending any of these calls: sure I am lying, are you bold enough to call me on it?
#3 makes me think I should talk to my wife about being ready for me to hand off the phone in that situation.
Years ago the majority of my emails and phone calls became spam. Now it's the great majority.
The majority of people who knock on my door aren't yet religious proselytizers, but it's getting close.