Here's a video of me moving around on a static background, taken from a tripod. Evidently bending the fabric of the universe as I move:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlgOwm_eXU
That's the stock camera app on my brand new Pixel 3a. Since this was taken, I've been experimenting with every setting possible to try to convince it that I don't want to "pop" or be "motion stabilized" but no, there's nothing that will stop it doing this.
I'm going to have to return the phone.