Why do you hate JavaScript so much? You can thoroughly ignore all notions of classes and use it as a lesser scheme.
"The good parts" of Javascript get a lot of play, but I don't want to have cope by using patterns and avoiding the dull, broken bits that go along for the ride...and I'm surprised that many (most?) other competent developers that wouldn't put up with such compromises in their "real" languages aren't as irritated about Javascript as I have been.
gorram it, jwz.
The same can be said for any programming language that you don't like.
How do you explain the recent widespread enthusiasm for Node.js, including from server-side engineers with little to no previous JavaScript experience?