English is a great language (though a very hard one to learn) precisely because it's cobbled together from bits of other languages. If another language has a word for a concept we're missing then we just acquire the word.
So if your friend gets drunk on tequila and vodka and eats too much foie gras and winds up with a tattoo of a voodoo shaman holding a katana in a sauna dancing the hula with a walrus then by all means you can feel schadenfreude about it.
Perhaps like this: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.language.artificial/msg/6... (An essay by Poul Anderson explaining nuclear physics using only Germanic words)
My friend, run, do not walk, to http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Headside
(Example article: http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Banded_Folkdoms_of_Americkslan... )