Could you elaborate on the issues with multiprocessing on OpenBSD? I haven’t had any difficulties running multiple Firefox processes across multiple cores on my machine. How have you DoS’ed it?
(Also, I’m missing what’s so “funny” and “hilarious” about it.)
Do you have a better synthetic benchmark to suggest?
And "speed" does depend on expectations. Compute tasks should be approximately equivalent, right? And os-limited tasks with many syscalls less so. You don't specifically state your expectations. Just that you are disappointed.