Personally I’d be surprised if this startup is around in five years
Dark raised 3.5 million USD from eight funds, which is under half a million each; maybe that amount is so small that a VC will invest it just for fun?
The language design better be exquisite to draw in early adopters. And then it better grow fast to achieve feature parity with all the other server languages.
This is an absurd approach.
Come use our proprietary system, we built it in the dark without embracing customers, hope we don't fail now that it's public, and launch your startup on it so we can make deployments easier.
#STUPID-IDEA
Go use Netlify.com if you want a serverless solution that you can deploy on trivially.