Holy shit. You're into something here. Hey, you should immediately send letters to companies like Wallmart, Apple, AT&T, etc. most of them are in Fortune 500 list. They all use functional programming languages. You could save them billions!
Fortune 500 companies aren't attracted to functional. They're attracted to the TYPE systems of many functional languages. And type systems are good. But you can build e.g. a dialect of C or Pascal using those exact same type systems with no functional programming at all.
Functional programming languages have good ideas, like type systems or lazy evaluation. But many of these ideas are NOT INHERENT to the paradigm. Perl6 incorporates almost every functional programming idea but as an imperative language.