Sorry, enlighten me - why is pair programming such an awful idea, in your opinion?
There are particular mentoring objectives that you can hit with it, and there is value in bouncing ideas off another person, but I don't need to sit in front of a computer screen for the latter.
I often go on remote calls with people and our task is to implement something while also training the person or giving tips on how to do it in the future while answering any questions they have in real time (related or not).
So it's more of a 1 on 1 teaching gig for an hour or 2. Not 8 hours of pair programming every day full time.