Are you actually kidding me? As you are nearing adulthood as a teenager, you are sometimes able to sneak into adult spaces and experience a bit of adult off-color talk. Not everything is guarded by a fence, but maybe more tech events should be if the alternative is catering to child sensitivities. In any case, these comments would not even be PG-13 in a Disney movie. Also, if the idea is to protect under-18s from any minor adult banter, how come 6th grade has an LGBTQ club?

"was among the worst of my experienced" alone suggests that the author had an incredibly sheltered and privileged life. Expecting every minor offense to be handled by ruining offender's life is not a healthy attitude in life, hope she grew out of that eventually?