I laughed uncontrollably. I knew it was one of those classic 2000s style hoax sites like Coincidence Design ($40k private investigator to find out everything to make someone fall in love with you), or Penguin Warehouse (penguins as pets) or Pets or Food ... all funny, none real.

But wait .. this is ... real? Like they take real money from people? .... huh ... what was that quote about how everything that was once parody is reality?

This is some serious Poe's Law stuff here.