So... you're saying E=mc^2 is false? Huh, who woulda thunk it.
The full equation[1] is:
E^2 = (pc)^2 + (m0 c^2)^2
...where p is momentum, and m0 is rest mass (mass in the rest frame of the object.)[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass%E2%80%93energy_equivalenc...