Is there a way to get a disposable number that cannot be tied to your identity somehow (in the US, at least)?
Sadly, not all services are good. Many of them block SMS from banks, loan firms and payment systems and I don't want to support them.
That arguably != "cannot". But you can get close by using Tor via nested VPNs to access Reddit. And by paying with some suitably anonymous cryptocurrency. Maybe well-mixed Bitcoin. Or some Etherium flavor, perhaps exchanged to Bitcoin.
Alternatively, some virtual SMS sites may still work for Twitter. Or there are sites where you can lease actual hosted SIM cards.
Also, even if the phone is totally anonymous, you'll be geo-located as soon as you use it. By cell towers at least, and perhaps by WiFi and GPS.
I have never had to present id when buying a prepaid phone in the US.