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Assuming the laptop is still online / comes back online to receive the wipe command...

... and you are conscious and have your hands free :)

Or still be in possession of your phone, if eysomeone is trying to gain access to the data on your laptop, good chance they will be interested in your phone too

Where the hell do you people live!?

Used to live in Ukraine.

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