I want something different.

I want a Lenny, but that I don't have to conference in. That step is failure prone, takes time, and usually doesn't work -by the time Lenny is on the line, the spammer has long fucked off.

I want a "bot" that spews nonsense - but sufficiently plausible nonsense to keep spammers on the line - that I can activate with a single button click, at any point during a phone conversation with anyone. Either by reaching out to a remote server, or by running it locally on my phone.

When a human being reaches my phone, I want to be able to keep them from reaching others, for at least some time.

( Lenny: https://toao.net/595-lenny )