Hah. About half the Signature Required deliveries I've received from Apple (and Dell, to be fair) at my home... haven't.
You need to ask them to ship it as “adult signature required” I’ve never been able to get out of it when they need an adult to sign.
Ups will leave a brand new MacBook Pro on your front lawn at 8 at night
When my MacBook was delivered, FedEx gave me a call when they found I wasn’t at home and asked if I would prefer they drop by my office instead. I told her I was already on my way home, and she said she’d stop by again in about 30 minutes.