I, also, wish that you did not live in my country.

Unfortunately, we're stuck with a whole bunch of you who don't understand what the Constitution says, and who get really mad whenever you find out that your extremely simplistic reading wasn't actually what it means.

Thank you for using such a dumb reductio ad absurdum response to extremely clearly indicate that you're not serious, you're not informed, and that you have absolutely no fucking idea what rights Americans have.

I hope that you and the rest of your family enjoy a large in-person Easter religious service.