Great tool if you're laid off and your name is first in the list according to whatever arbitrary sorting function is being used here.
Maybe it's by Company with companies with more recent layoffs first?
Why am I looking at this lol.....
Welcome to the world of being first author of a publication in particle physics.
A colleague of mine took the name of is wife to gain the A as first letter.
edit: I know this is nonserious, but hell, if you wanted to do that and you live in the UK, you only have to fill out a deed poll and get it signed by someone :)