Genuinely curious, what is an example of a beefy ARM machine?
Comedy answer: iPad Pro
I mean, the iPad Pro does have a relatively beefy processor. If only you could run arbitrary code on it.
Gives you a working Alpine Linux installation which you can download and install packages for normally, all within the bounds of the normal Apple sandbox, with decent enough performance.
It doesn't have SSE or MMX yet, so eg Go and Node aren't usable at this point. But a shocking amount actually does work perfectly, so it's only a matter of time as more instruction sets are implemented.
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