But my schadenfreude is hoping for an outcome similar to what happened to an old co-worker of mine back in 2005.
He was a Windows nut and we were always in a friendly competition about which ecosystem was the better one. One time he had done a bunch of modifications to his own laptop OS, IDS, and tweaking services to have a slimmed down install with a web server. When he was happy he told me "tell your hacker buddies to try and hack this website hehe" :D
He had put up a simple website offering 1000 USD for hacking into the server it was hosted on. His own personal work laptop, with a bunch of other sensitive stuff on it.
I said, ok... And posted it on a certain mailing list that I won't mention.
We sat opposite each other and within 10 minutes I saw him bend down towards the screen with a worried look on his face. Tapping frantically on the keys.
Within another 10 minutes he had disconnected the computer from the internet and said the challenge was off. :D
Apparently his IDS had been throwing up warnings about md5 checksums being changed left and right. That's all we figured out about it. I was 16 years younger so he didn't want to share much more with me.