woah i don't fully understand this or the [to you, interesting] question you posed, but I want to say that my post was satire...
landlords (even university campuses) have no business meddling in 'unwanted consensual activities'
as your naming suggests it is a 'consensual' activity, so there is no problem. being puritanical/prude about sex between young people is another thing.
if American universities don't want people having sex in shared dorms with single-beds, then they could create European university style en-suite bedrooms that share a common area + kitchen...
honestly American standards and customs scare the fuck out of me sometimes [1]
[1] https://qz.com/1743640/us-abortion-politics-are-affecting-gl...