Verb all the nouns! I gotta coffee then bookshelf the cup for later while keyboarding my thoughts as a part of internetting for the morning. You can brain this gifting from me to you! Thanks, I hate it too.
Verbing is super cool! English being my second language, the casualness of verbing is my favorite feature of it! In Polish, you can technically verb nouns too, but it's frowned upon to do it on your own.
For verbing to truly weird language we should try using them for other parts of language like adverbs and articles!
(Stomping off now to be pissed off at the odious use of “*wert-” as an adjective)