"Tesla is hereby banned from selling cars in the United States"

"And change the combination on my luggage."

Make my password great again

‘The Russians did it.’

A Bitcoin address for people to send Bitcoin to fund the wall. I'd have my mixers and Monero transfer capability ready to rock.

Either that or if I wanted pure lulz: "THE STORM IS UPON US! WWG1WGA!" On second thought that could get people killed, so no... Bitcoin it is.

I, Donald Trump, shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow.

"ORDERED the NUKES on BEIJING! We have the best weapons, we use them!" -- is something I wouldn't say.