> [Federal court judge Mordecai Bromberg said in court] “Everybody knows what function Uber plays. The restaurant’s function is to prepare the food. Uber’s function is to deliver the food; isn’t that right? The very name Uber would convey to the ordinary person some form of transportation service; wouldn’t it?”

> [Uber's barrister] Neil replied: “We could not accept that.”

Hah, amazing. I wish there was a place that I could easily go to which catalogued these fascinating interactions in the court room.