SSH and X Windows servers also exist for Windows.
... Or I could just install WSL.
What's the problem with Microsoft having an answer to this?
Because as proven by macOS and now WSL adoption, GNU/Linux would never have taken off if PCs already had a mature set of POSIX toys, given that its users care 0% about GNU/Linux, and would be deploying to HP-UX, Solaris, Aix, Irix, Tru64 just as well.