no no no... what we need to do is break them down so that each line is a separate library composed of a single function with its own independent dependency tree and test suite, then build another library out of that, all written in a language that compiles to javascript, and publish it to a proprietary package manager.

If we're really clever we can probably get it up to several megabytes, require three languages and have it run from an embedded C compiler written in Webassembly.

Of course, it will only work in Chrome but really who wants to waste time testing in browsers nobody even uses amirite?