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Where in the UK are you? In London the type 2 clubs (Fabric, Village Underground, Oval Space, Pickle Factory, Corsica Studios, The Cause, Egg, E1, etc.) only open their doors around 23:00, and it'd be weird to show up before midnight - the place would be deserted. Peak time is 1:30-3:30am. At some of these places, almost everyone is on drugs.

It sounds like you are going to shite clubs!

In the dancing clubs here, the actual dancing floor fills at like 1:00. But, I stopped going there years ago precisely for that reason - I would much prefer the British way you describe. Dancing from 21:00-22:00 ish makes so much more sense then having to wait till it is super late.