Multithreaded Object Versioning Architecture - you kids can't even spell right. One night just to make a joke work, Linus renamed it to GIT.
git init && git commit --allow-empty -m "Hello World" && git log --pretty=format:%s -n 1
I need more interesting hobbies (than doing a lot of random git man page reading for various reasons). git init -q && git commit -q --allow-empty -m "Hello, World\!" && git show --format=%B | head -1