Crazy idea : Can we roll it into the water by pulling it over high strength rollers of some sort ?
It would be pretty cool to use the same technique that was use to build the pyramids.
The ship is 400 metres / 0.25 of a mile long. With containers, it weighs anywhere up to 199 thousand tons. One does not simply attach a few hundred cables, put some rollers under it, and pull with all the tractors you can find in Egypt.
Also, it's already in the water. It's just turned sideways and buried the bulb (by the looks) into the canal wall.
I'm not saying it was aliens, but... it was aliens.
Somebody call Elon. Get the TBMs, and set them to work building a tunnel under the ship.
Now fill the tunnel with giant rubber bladders.
Call the Saudis and have them start shipping over helium. Fill the bladders with helium.
Okay, keep the saudis around and get them to bring over one of the high pressure water drilling rigs that they use for oil. Start digging out the sand above the bladders, and float them up to be UNDER the ship.
Okay now call the Dutch. Get them to bring over some MASSIVE water pumps and some damming equipment. The two guys on excavators can help. Dam up the canal on both sides of the ship, and pump out all the water.
The bladders become rollers. Roll that ship back into the middle of the canal.
Okay now repump the canal, and float the ship away. Bam. Done!
If you had this, then I would damn each side and pump water INTO that space. Raise water level, ship frees. Boom