The Ad for the "x-ray stove polish" lists "cannot explode" as a feature which makes me wonder about their competitions polish
Exploding Stove Polish was apparently a problem. Gotta wonder what chemical it was causing the problem.
> LOS ANGELES, Feb. 24 Mrs. Sylvia Olds wife of George Olds, of Gardena was probably fatally burned by the explosion of a bottle of stove polish today.
Our toothpaste contains 0% raw sewage!
"Of course it's organic, it comes from a plant!"
"That's not what organic means..."
"Guh, wat?"