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Roll. It's the fastest way to move under a house (I'm a plumber/electrician).

Is that allowed in crawl spaces? You're just willy nilly converting them into roll spaces? That way lies chaos.

Heh, I guess that works for Sparks because all you need is a flat head and a Klein ;). My tool belt would leave me with bruises everywhere.

Drag it behind you?

Absolutely, that’s why everyone is chasing the elusive “baby body“

I've been looking for a workout that makes my head way bigger and my arms way shorter. Can't find any tips on tik tok.

You missed the part where it isn't supposed to feel hard (author's words, not mine)

Just your quick description gave me claustrophobia. What if something moves and you get stuck?

Hey Siri...? Call Pookie-Bear.

Crawling definitely helps, it's a common parkour exercise.

Monkeys too