2016 Ford Transit Connect.

I wanted to be able to haul things, and I don't like trucks or SUVs.

So I drive a big box with a gigantic panoramic moonroof and more features standard for less money (leather seats, automatic wipers and headlights, blindspot detection, backup cam, etc). I got a good deal on it since the passenger version of the Connect sells worse than a Sienna or Odyssey.