"Gearing up the dildonator"
"Implicating the fairies"
"Hogtying George Bush"
Dude - just give me a spinner or a progress bar, and if something errors during the load out give me some sort of stack trace or error ID I can use to help
1. "Nice" is an adjective with nearly zero meaning. 2. Either you have access to my camera outside of calls and are analysing my appearance (WTF) or you're making stuff up. 3. You're making chat software. Stop trying to butter me up.
No, really, you should find a fire extinguisher.
(Actually I only now learn that they're related in series - always thought they were competitors.)
> Without good products, life would be a mistake.
> Make products that matter.
> Product excellence isn't a point in time. It is a state of mind, it is a way of life.
> So many feature requests, so little time.
Maybe they're being silly? I hope so. But I've also met product managers and designers who seem to think like that. It makes me internally sigh every time I have to use their product.
Are people really that dumb? I'm afraid to use apps made by those people.
Maybe if we want to be a bit funnier we will write "changing the break pads" in the loading screen, but in case of error we have to write something clearer, like "error accessing to the game server" or "error reading cars data files", to being able to solve the problem.