There's some major projection going on here.
You're wrong again, both with your interpretations and what it means to worship something.
Let's unpack: adultery in this context doesn't mean premarital sex, it means sex with someone who is already married. And in the context of the bible, you are likely married to your gf so actually you're already keeping this one, good job!
> And the "dont't covet" verse is also great: don't covet your neighbour's property (already this is problematic but okay), which includes: cattle, his donkey, his wife, or his servants.
This is just false. commandment 9 is don't covet neighbor's wife and commandment 10 is don't covet neighbor's property.
> I don't want to worship a set of commandments
This isn't about choice my friend: You don't get to choose to obey the "laws" of gravity. They just are, whether you agree with them or not they are the laws of the universe. god's commandments are the same. whether your small mind is able to comprehend what they mean or not the laws will make you a better and happier person (which just based on this thread you clearly are still in search of). Truthfully though, the 10 commandments don't even apply to you as a gentile. you only need to worry about the 7 noahide laws, and those are honestly a lot easier, because they all just boil down to: don't be a dick. [Admittedly, you might still have trouble with the first 2 because they also deal with accepting a higher power, and you seem bent on believing despite all evidence to the contrary that you alone control the universe. If you've ever been part of AA you'd know that accepting there is a power other than you in control is essential to happiness and satisfaction in life]