Maybe I just chose the wrong physical place to live amongst a bunch of shallow, narcissistic, Millennial, "party hard, bro!," "stock broker"-types who emotionally failed-to-launch past high school.

All the dudes I swear have an IQ about 105 and do exactly the same thing: show off their muscles everyday at the pool and try to impress the ladies with their physiques, their sunglasses, and backwards hats.