My name is a homophone for probably one of the first verbs you ever learn. I've probably heard every joke in the book, and a few more too. My niece has the same name as a popular plant-based spread.

Policing this space is fruitless. You can't protect kids from everything, and in the grand scheme of things, names are a pretty minor transgression. I think I'm a better person for some mild ribbing about my name - I'm quick and witty and not afraid to defend myself. I've also learned to not take it personally - everybody thinks they're clever!