The article uses degrees celsius, foot, watt, nanometer, square foot, kilo electron-volt, miles per hour, teslas ...
> 1 glass of [fuel] is enough to power a house for 826 years…
We talking 8 ounces? What if I'm extra thirsty?
But it's moot, the point is not that you should take away "826 years" from the article, just "a very long time". Perhaps they should have written "hundreds of years" instead of creating a false sense of precision.