For those who haven’t yet heard of this John Cage piece:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/4′33″

https://usagym.org/PDFs/Women/Rules/J.O.%20Code%20of%20Point... (Page 230)

Might just work, since it mentions "music".

>The musical accompaniment must be recorded with orchestra, piano or other instruments (without singing/voice). Human sounds are allowed, provided there are no words spoken or sung.

>Absence of music or music with words/song incurs a 1.00 deduction, taken from the average score by the Chief Judge.

They'd better clear it with ASCAP. Dumb as it sounds, 4'33" is copyrighted, and if you make changes that alter it, you may have violated the licensing.

I'm not sure if that applies to music compositions the way it applies to plays, with which I'm more familiar. But when I license a play for performance, I'm usually forbidden from altering lines. (That's one of the reasons I usually do Shakespeare.)