(a) begins recording your microphone and webcam video immediately upon login
(b) Aggressively try the hell out of every passwordless Wi-Fi network it can detect, then use headless chrome to aggressively smack every button to get past the stupid login pages
(c) Stream that video and audio to a server that saves it.
If your camera has an activity light, this might inadvertently worsen your situation.
Thanks, I'm cured.
1) A lot of laptops are sealed with glue. "Just disconnecting the light" would involve prying layers apart.
2) Companies may frown upon that if you should try to modify a company issue laptop.
3) Disabling a recording indicator may be illegal where you live.
2) Don't do personal stuff on your company laptop. If the company doesn't let you modify it, joke's on them, only company files will get leaked. Your personal stuff shouldn't be on that laptop.
3) Fuck that, if there are photons you can collect them
Worst case just do the microphone only.
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