"It's really simple! Here's a specific sequence of 21 shell commands that may or may not work, and is certainly incomplete, and you have to modify some of the source of course, we don't say how but don't worry it is really easy, oh and it won't work on these systems, just hack it until it works. Heh, of course you already have a compiler, why would we even mention it. Then do these 8 shell commands that we really hope will work. And then you get a text-mode menu in your shell, that's the game."
Just in case anyone is wondering why it isn't the year of Linux on the desktop yet.
If you don't see the problem here, you're part of it.